How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

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How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!