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How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

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Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

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How do you describe the life of a redditor?

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How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.

Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -