How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

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What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

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How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

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What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!