How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.