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How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A light house.

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!