Sidewalk Jokes

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!!

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

Squash*

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Doormat Jokes More Doormat Jokes

How do you say doormat in Spanish?

Matador

European Jokes More European Jokes

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

What do you call a homeless Italian man?

Giovanni Change

Cement Jokes More Cement Jokes

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?

Permanent waves!