Sidewalk Jokes

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

What's the difference between a business meeting and a battle ground?

Deadpeople

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What do you call a chicken you own?

A personal fowl

Pink Panther Jokes More Pink Panther Jokes

What's the pink panther's to do list?

To do *To do *To do to do to do to do to doooooo

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!