Sidewalk Jokes

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

She kicked the bucket!

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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How do you describe Catwoman in one word?

Purrfect

What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

Pink Panther Jokes More Pink Panther Jokes

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*