Sidewalk Jokes

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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Pink Panther Jokes More Pink Panther Jokes

What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

Dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

European Jokes More European Jokes

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

Why are European cars the lightest?

Because there's no Americans sitting in them.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

Doormat Jokes More Doormat Jokes

How do you say doormat in Spanish?

Matador

What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards