What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?

Oh-lay!

What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!

What do you call a lonely terrorist?

ISIL-ated

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

Cement Jokes More Cement Jokes

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.