She laid a sidewalk!
There was a huge turnip at the funeral.
Irritable Brawls in Rome
No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.
A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.
Down in the mouth!
Because 7 ate 9.
European!
Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Sparky.
