What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

What ever happened to Windows 9?

Windows 7 8 9.

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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

Cement Jokes More Cement Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?

Permanent waves!

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.