What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Cement Jokes More Cement Jokes

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.