Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
He put in 24 carrots.
A Labragoogle.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Dominoes. Falling one at a time.
He wrote sheet music.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.
Stegosaur-rust!
Sleep at night
Their cicadan rhythm is off
Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.
