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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A blonde serves more people in a night.

Why was the little shoe sad?

I'm here all night

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.