What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

What's the difference between frat guys and dogs?

A dog has a better understanding of no.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What's the most scandalous of the wonders of the ancient world?

The Colossus of Scrotes.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.