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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!

What dogs are best for sending telegrams?

Wire haired terriers!!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog