What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?

You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.