Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

Sudanese Jokes More Sudanese Jokes

What's a Sudanese child's favourite TV channel?

Khartoum Network.

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions