Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

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How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

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Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

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Why did they stop feeding cows the round bales of hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

What's a Sudanese child's favourite TV channel?

Khartoum Network.