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Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

Sudanese Jokes More Sudanese Jokes

What's a Sudanese child's favourite TV channel?

Khartoum Network.

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.