March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

Previous Random Joke Next
Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Sudanese Jokes More Sudanese Jokes

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

What's a Sudanese child's favourite TV channel?

Khartoum Network.