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Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

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Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

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What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

What do you call counterfeited German currency?

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