Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

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What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

How do you pay for incense?

In cents

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?

Pingu-Pong!

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How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

What do you call counterfeited German currency?

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