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Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

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Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

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How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing?

Because they don't make any cents.

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What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.

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What do you call counterfeited German currency?

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Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).