Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

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Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

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What do you call counterfeited German currency?

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Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).