Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

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Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

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Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).