March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

Previous Random Joke Next
Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you drop a piano in a mine?

A Flat Minor

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Touchdown Jokes More Touchdown Jokes

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

Twister Jokes More Twister Jokes

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister