What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

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Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

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Howdy Arabia

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They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

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What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

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By scareplane.

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What is a tornado?

Mother nature doing the twist!

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

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Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

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A hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

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Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown