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Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski

Twister Jokes More Twister Jokes

What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

What is M. Night Shamalan's favorite game?

Twister.