Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook?

Because he was logged out!

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

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What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.