He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.
Bottom of the fifth, of course.
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
His leg was in a cast.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
By spending a large fortune.
PG-13
He might give away spoilers!
He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.
He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
An Airbus A320.
IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?
He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.
A concert that costs 45 cents.
He found his lack of Faith disturbing.
The one that keeps getting bigger
Biggest Loser: All-Stars.
Swedouts.
Because they're crossing the Finnish line.
I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.
In a moooo-tel.
