He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
Skelly-vision!
For hentertainment!
All of them.
Shaking Bad.
He spends all of his time on the dashboard.
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
Because it was PG
Rated movies
Because 7 ate 9...
I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.
With an electorate blanket.
Tell Jamal to drop it
There goes my Hero.
He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.
50 cent with Nickelback
Because he tryptophan.
I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.
Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know
Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line
Denmark, Sweden and Norway.
He was a Wise Potato Chip.
They need clean air.
Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
