He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
They watch moving picktures.
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.
They think Cast is spelled with an e.
He spent all day gargoyling.
He spends all of his time on the dashboard.
People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!
Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!
He Went Back Four Seconds.
Because 7 ate 9.
A landmine.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
There goes my hero
Because he tryptophan.
More than likely you won't see any stars.
Biggest Loser: All-Stars.
So they could Scandinavian.
A holdsemfromfloppin
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
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