He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
They have the knights watch.
They'll tell you
A Juand
If you break a leg, you get cast
Because...bros before hose!
He'd rather spend his money on a forty
OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.
Because it was PG
Because she ate the secretary.
He ate his tacho.
To the st club.
Numchucks.
IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?
There goes my gyroooo
I want my Nickleback....
Because the P is silent
More than likely you won't see any stars.
Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.
Swede-ish
A holdsemfromfloppin
Because he was salty
They need clean air.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
He had his reservations.
