He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.
The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
Because they spend years at sea.
They never want to log off.
Aisle B - Back.
You must not bring either to the movies.
DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy
Because 7 ate 9.
Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
There goes my hero
No atmosphere
50 Cent ft. Nickelback
Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know
Glad to meteor!
Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line
Swede-ish
Because he was salty
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
