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What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.