What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

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What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

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What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

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Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.