What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

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How does Batman store energy?

In BATteries

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

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What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.