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What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

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Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

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What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.