What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

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What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.