Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a medal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

Finnish Line Jokes More Finnish Line Jokes

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a medal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

What do you call a group of people standing in the Arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

Metal Jokes More Metal Jokes

What is Stannis Baratheon's favorite genre of metal?

Grindcore

What's your favorite genre of music?

Not Metal.