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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

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Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

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What do you call a traveling Pope?

A Roamin' Catholic.

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

Finnish Line Jokes More Finnish Line Jokes

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

What do you call a group of people standing in the Arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

Metal Jokes More Metal Jokes

What is an MRI's favorite music?

Metal

How did the metal get the wrong idea?

He was misled.