Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a medal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

The punchline is too long.

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a medal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

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What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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What are their nationalities?

Russian and Finnish!

Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a medal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

What do you call a group of people standing in the Arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

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What do you call emigrates of Sweden?

Swedouts.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

What is an MRI's favorite music?

Metal