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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

How do stoners travel?

On the canna-bus.

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

What do you call a group of people standing in the Arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns

Finnish Line Jokes More Finnish Line Jokes

What do you call a group of people standing in the Arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

What do you call immigrants in Sweden?

Swede-ish

What's the best thing about Sweden?

I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.

Metal Jokes More Metal Jokes

What color is the most metal?

Ma a

What is Stannis Baratheon's favorite genre of metal?

Grindcore