Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a medal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

What do New York McDonald's employees and people who read Ulysses have in common?

Liberal Arts Degrees.

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Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

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How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

What do you call a group of people standing in the Arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a medal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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What's your favorite genre of music?

Not Metal.

What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.