Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a medal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

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What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad?

A croaksman!

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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How do snowmen travel around?

By iceicle!

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

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What do you call a group of people standing in the Arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a medal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

Finnish Line Jokes More Finnish Line Jokes

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a medal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

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What do you call immigrants in Sweden?

Swede-ish

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

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What is an MRI's favorite music?

Metal

What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.