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Metal Jokes

What color is the most metal?

Ma a

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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

What's your favorite genre of music?

Not Metal.

Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music?

Metal.

What is an MRI's favorite music?

Metal

What is Stannis Baratheon's favorite genre of metal?

Grindcore

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

How did the metal get the wrong idea?

He was misled.