What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

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What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

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Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

What color is the most metal?

Ma a

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What do you call a rotten potato?

A dud of a spud.

What do you call a really handsome potato?

A spud.