What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a medal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

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What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

What do you call a rotten potato?

A dud of a spud.