What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

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How did the metal get the wrong idea?

He was misled.

What is an MRI's favorite music?

Metal

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What do you call a rotten potato?

A dud of a spud.

What do you call a really handsome potato?

A spud.