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What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

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What did one computer say to the other?

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What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

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What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

What do you call a singing Laptop?

A Dell

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What is Stannis Baratheon's favorite genre of metal?

Grindcore

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer