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What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

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How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

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What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music?

Metal.

What is an MRI's favorite music?

Metal

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What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer