What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

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What do rabbits put in their computers?

Hoppy disks!

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

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Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

What's your favorite genre of music?

Not Metal.

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What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.