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What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

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What did the computer say?

Too weak.

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

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What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

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How did the metal get the wrong idea?

He was misled.

Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music?

Metal.

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What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer