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What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

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Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

What color is the most metal?

Ma a

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What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer