What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

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What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

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What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

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What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer