What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

What does an alcoholic ghost drink?

BOO'S.

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What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

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Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

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Why was the Native American so tired?

Because he'd been up all night building ATP.

What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP