What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

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What do anemic people drink?

Pale ale

Why don't people drink pig's milk?

Because its a bit too sow...

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

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Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

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What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

What kind of tea does water make?

Humiditea.

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What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!