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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

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Invite two of them.

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The Allahu Ak Bar

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They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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A banana split!

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Because people were dying to get in!

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You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

Why are Native American strippers the best?

When they dance they make it rain.