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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

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What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage?

Arrrrrr Metis!

What do you call an exceptionally smart Native American?

IndiGENIUS