What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

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Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.