What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

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What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

What kind of tea does a house drink?

Propertea