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What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

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Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

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How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.