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What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

What do you call an NBA Whistleblower?

A referee!

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What do the Irish do after winning the World Cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.