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What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

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How do you make a pheromone?

Let his people go!

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

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Why did the pirate captain suddenly die?

He had an an*yarr*ysm.

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

Mozart Jokes More Mozart Jokes

What was Mozart's first movement?

His bowels.

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaa!

Decomposer Jokes More Decomposer Jokes

What do you call a zombie musician?

A decomposer.

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers