What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

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Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

Who does first?

Who dies first? No one cares.

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

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What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

What is Beethoven's favorite food?

Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA

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What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

What do you call a zombie musician?

A decomposer.