Mozart Jokes

Amadeus Vult!

Because he was Haydn

Decomposing.

De-composing

Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

Amadeus on my dais.

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

Because he is Haydn.

Because he's Haydn!

Decomposing.

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

Because he is Haydn.

Because he was Haydn.

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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I can't find the answer anywhere.

Decomposing.

Unbereavable.

Money's tight these days!

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