Mozart Jokes

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

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Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

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What was Mozart's first movement?

His bowels.

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

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He wanted to raised stewed beef!

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

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Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Crusader Jokes More Crusader Jokes

How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's Welsh)

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing