Mozart Jokes

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

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Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

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Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

What was Mozart's first movement?

His bowels.

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

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What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

Bach bach bach time to return to

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What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

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What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

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How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

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Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

How do construction workers party?

They raise the roof.

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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.