Bach Bach Jokes

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

Chicken Favorite Composer Jokes More Chicken Favorite Composer Jokes

Who is a chicken's favorite composer?

Bach

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

Theme Jokes More Theme Jokes

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...