Bach Bach Jokes

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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Brooklyn Jokes More Brooklyn Jokes

Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer?

Bach Bach Bach

What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

Fancy Dress Party Jokes More Fancy Dress Party Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Theme Jokes More Theme Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach.

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach.