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What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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Reincarnate Jokes More Reincarnate Jokes

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

Continue Jokes More Continue Jokes

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

Brooklyn Jokes More Brooklyn Jokes

What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What's a mathematician's favorite kind of music?

Logarithms

Where do Dalmatians get their music from?

Spotify.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes More Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

Composer Jokes More Composer Jokes

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.