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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant!

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Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

Hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

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What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

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What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

Bach bach bach time to return to