Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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Why did the chicken go to the principal's office?

Because he had fowl languange.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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Who's there! Bach! Bach who?

Bach to work!

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer?

Bach Bach Bach