Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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Why was the chicken happy?

Everything was eggcellent.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

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How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

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A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

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What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer?

Bach Bach Bach

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach