Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right we do taste like chicken!

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What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

Bach bach bach time to return to