Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

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Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

Who is a chicken's favorite composer?

Bach

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer?

Bach Bach Bach