Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach