What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.