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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

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What was Beethoven's girlfriend's name?

Bae-thoven. I'll

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

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What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

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What is mozart doing nowadays?

Decomposing

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.