What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee!

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Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

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What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

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What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose