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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

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What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose