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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

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They're married.

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaa!

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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

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What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...