Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

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What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

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How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

Wel-dern

What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.