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Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do Canadians put on their steaks?

Eh-1 (Sorry)

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Accomplish Jokes More Accomplish Jokes

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing