Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

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How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

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What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing