Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

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Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

Getting the wheelchair in the oven.

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

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Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing