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Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

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Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

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Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

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Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.