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Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

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What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.