What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

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How do you find a dead body?

Download Pokemon Go.

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

Why did they arrest the musician?

He got into treble.

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What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing