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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?

One's a phony buck.

Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

What is mozart doing nowadays?

Decomposing

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Compose Jokes More Compose Jokes

What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.