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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.