What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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What's the difference......between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

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What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

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What is mozart doing nowadays?

Decomposing

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

Why did they arrest the musician?

He got into treble.

What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

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What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!