What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then

Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

Compose Jokes More Compose Jokes

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing