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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

Compose Jokes More Compose Jokes

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.