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What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

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Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

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What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

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What is mozart doing nowadays?

Decomposing

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.