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What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

Mozart Jokes More Mozart Jokes

What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What is mozart doing nowadays?

Decomposing