What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

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What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

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Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...