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What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.

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What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

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What is mozart doing nowadays?

Decomposing

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.