What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

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What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing