What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

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What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

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What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

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What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

What do you call a punctual urban garden gnome?

A metrognome.