What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

Previous Random Joke Next

Mozart Jokes More Mozart Jokes

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture

Metrognome Jokes More Metrognome Jokes

What do you call a punctual urban garden gnome?

A metrognome.

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes