What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

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What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

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How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

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What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

What do you call a punctual urban garden gnome?

A metrognome.