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What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

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What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

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What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.

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What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

What do you call a punctual urban garden gnome?

A metrognome.