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What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

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What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

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Who was the chicken's favorite musician?

Bach.

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.