What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

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What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

Who is a chicken's favorite composer?

Bach