What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

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What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

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What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's Welsh)