What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

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What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.