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What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

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When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

What is a Budget?

An orderly system for living beyond your means.

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.