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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

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What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat