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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Matt

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Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam?

Because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

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What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?

Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She choked...

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat