What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

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What did the cat... Say to the person?

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What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

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2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat