What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

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Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

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What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat