La chaim-lich maneuver.
A nomad.
Because they can't hold it for the next person.
Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop... Whopper Gangnam Style.
Neither of them are gonna choke.
2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat