What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?

Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke.

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What did PSY say when he choked on a burger?

Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop... Whopper Gangnam Style.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.