Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

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Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

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Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

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Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!