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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

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What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

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What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.