Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

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Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.