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Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

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How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

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Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top