Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

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How do you find an inconvenient proof?

With an Al-Gore-rithm

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Not on /r/jokes

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What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

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Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

Why are you late Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"