Why couldn't people find Joseph?

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

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Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

Joseph Jokes More Joseph Jokes

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

Why are you late Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"