Haydn Jokes

Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

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Because he was Haydn.

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In the duke box!

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Decomposing.

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Ka-ta-na-na!

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A subwoofer.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

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Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

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I'll be Bach.