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Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

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Where do you find red eyed rodents?

Hamsterdam!

Music Composer Jokes More Music Composer Jokes

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Joseph Jokes More Joseph Jokes

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

Music Teacher Jokes More Music Teacher Jokes

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?

She grated it.

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Mozart Jokes More Mozart Jokes

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

Duke Jokes More Duke Jokes

Where do you put the Duke?

In the duke box!

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.