Haydn Jokes

Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

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Where do you put the Duke?

In the duke box!

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

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Because he's Haydn!

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At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

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What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek

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Bronco-saurus!

Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

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What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn