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Haydn Jokes

Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

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Why is there such a shortage of teachers in Africa?

Teacher's aides

What do you call a teacher who's always late for school?

Mr Bus.

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What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

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What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

Music Composer Jokes More Music Composer Jokes

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

Joseph Jokes More Joseph Jokes

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

What do I have now?

Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!

Mozart Jokes More Mozart Jokes

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.