Haydn Jokes

Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

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He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

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General Lee speaking.

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

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Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

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What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

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Hive and seek

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What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.