Haydn Jokes

Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

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Don't stick around to find out!

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Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

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He was Stalin.

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Because Joseph was Stalin.

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Liars

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Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

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What's a tree's favourite composer called?

Bach

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Bach

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Because he didn't know Mandarin

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She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.