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Who is this "one"?

And why is he always arguing with people?

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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What do you call 2 crackers arguing?

White noise.

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.