Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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I'll tell you tomorrow.

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One minds the train the other trains the mind.

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He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.