Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

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What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent