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Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

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Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

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What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent