Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

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What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher?

What do you mean?

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.

What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

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What's a mathematician's favorite plant?

Geometry

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

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What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent