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Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?

She grated it.

Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

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How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

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What's the scariest thing in geometry?

A vicious circle.

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

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Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.