Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

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Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.