What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

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What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

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What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws.

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

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What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

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What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent