What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who's there! B-2! B-2 who?

B-2 school on time!

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

Tangent Jokes More Tangent Jokes

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.