What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

Public access.

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who was the dankest dictator of all time?

LMao Zedong

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

Tangent Jokes More Tangent Jokes

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent