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What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit?

R/explainlikeimfive

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

Tangent Jokes More Tangent Jokes

Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent