What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

Tangent Jokes More Tangent Jokes

Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.