What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

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Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

Tangent Jokes More Tangent Jokes

Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.