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What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Tangent Jokes More Tangent Jokes

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent