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What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

There are just too many pastabilities!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.