What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

Why is there such a shortage of teachers in Africa?

Teacher's aides

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.