What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.