What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

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What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

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What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.