What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why don't you take a train?

Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.