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What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.