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What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What do you call the teacher who's late?

Mister bus

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.