What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?

Bigfoot has been sighted.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

What was Captain Picard's favorite kind of train?

N-Gauge.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.