What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

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How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden))