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What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

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How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

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Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin