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What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

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What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.