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Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

Bait Jokes More Bait Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

Troll Jokes More Troll Jokes

What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

What did the troll say to the new user who accidentally made a repost?

Reddit already. Downvote.