Bait Jokes

What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.

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What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

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What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits!

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

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What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!

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Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

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Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish

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What's the worst part of a vacuum?

Nothing.

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!