Bait Jokes

What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.

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What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

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What hood was the Swedish cholo from?

StockHOLMES!

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Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

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Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

What famous person is a huge fan of trees?

Tim ber"ton

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Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

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What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

Hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

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What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.