Bait Jokes

What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.

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What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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Americans don't get them.

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"

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Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

What did one ocean say to the other?

I'm not completely shore, but it must have been pretty deep.

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What do you call a radioactive Angler?

Nuclear fishin'

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How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

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What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

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What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend