Bait Jokes

What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.

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What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?

Cotton mouth

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of religious oranges?

Jehovah's citruses.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.