Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

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Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

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What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

Chump day.

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...