Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".

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What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

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What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

Chump day.

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday