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Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

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How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

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What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday