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Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Wednesday Jokes More Wednesday Jokes

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.