Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

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What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

Chump day.

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.