What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

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What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

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What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.