What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

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What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

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What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!