Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.
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We make jager bombs. We are not a species made to last.
Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.
The shiitalkie mushroom.
I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.
I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.
Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?
Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.
I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
My tax refund.
Because it is the capital of England.
An envelope!
Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"
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Because pepper makes them sneeze
Shark infested mashed potatoes.
Nothing, the pee is silent
Because they're extinct
