Specie Jokes

What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

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What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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Hyena Jokes More Hyena Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Jager Bomb Jokes More Jager Bomb Jokes

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

Rhesus Jokes More Rhesus Jokes

What is a monkeys favorite candy?

Rhesus species

What's a young monkey's favorite time of the school day?

Rhesus.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Pterodactyl Jokes More Pterodactyl Jokes

What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

E Jokes More E Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.