Specie Jokes

What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why are you putting the saddle on backward?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the kiddie pool have no friends?

Because it was too shallow.

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

Rated movies

Instigator Jokes More Instigator Jokes

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

Reddit

Rhesus Jokes More Rhesus Jokes

What's a young monkey's favorite time of the school day?

Rhesus.

What is a monkeys favorite candy?

Rhesus species