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What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

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Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.