What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

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What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

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What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

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What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils?

A whisk taker.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.