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What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

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Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

You barium

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!