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What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

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What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

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Because he caught everything bear handed!

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

You barium

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What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

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A Luter.

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What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro