What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

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What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend