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What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

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Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

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Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.