What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

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What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.

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What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.