What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

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What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.

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What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.