Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Waterbe Jokes More Waterbe Jokes

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!