Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

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Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until Christmas.

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

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How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

Waterbe Jokes More Waterbe Jokes

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!