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Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why was the Police Officer still in bed?

Because he was.

Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do you call a Targaryen girl who can outrun her brothers?

A virgin.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's the leader of North Korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

A Kimono

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

Waterbe Jokes More Waterbe Jokes

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!