What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

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Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

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What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...