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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

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What kind of limes open doors?

Key limes.

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

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Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!