What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

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What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry?

An aero-drone!

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline