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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.

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What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What did the CN tower say to the clouds???

Only the tip baby, I promise!

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What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have?

Rep-tiles.

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim...

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!