What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

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What did the CN tower say to the clouds???

Only the tip baby, I promise!

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

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What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have?

Rep-tiles.

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...