What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work!

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What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'