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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

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What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A light house.

What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.