What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.

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Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"