Goldfish Jokes

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

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I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

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They take drastic measures.

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

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Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!

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What's small but effective?

A smile

Why Don't I Have Laugh Lines?

Because I never smile.

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Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

She wanted to be a nurse.

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

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Because he said Punch's line.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.