Goldfish Jokes

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

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What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

Kicked out of the petting zoo...

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

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What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae?

A Pastafarian.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell who the head doctor is?

They're the one with the dirtiest knees

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog?

Nina

G Jokes More G Jokes

What's the capital of Greece?

The G

Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police?

Because the g is silent