What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

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Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!