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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?

Ban-she ban-she!

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Insert Jokes More Insert Jokes

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.